{"id":10327,"date":"2009-12-31T00:00:45","date_gmt":"2009-12-30T23:00:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/noexpert.co.uk\/?p=10327"},"modified":"2010-09-09T18:53:44","modified_gmt":"2010-09-09T17:53:44","slug":"no-expert-annual-awards-for-2009-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=10327","title":{"rendered":"NO EXPERT ANNUAL AWARDS FOR 2009 &#8211; Other Categories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>Best Service<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Foliage\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=596 \" target=\"_self\">The Foliage<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Number One\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=6783\" target=\"_self\">Number One at The Balmoral <\/a>&#8211; Edinburgh.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"du Parc des Eaux Vives\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=74 \" target=\"_self\">du Parc des Eaux Vives<\/a> &#8211; Geneva.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Worst Service<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"craft\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1340 \" target=\"_self\">Craft<\/a> &#8211; New York. Choking man at next table ignored.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Abode\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1510\" target=\"_self\">Abobe<\/a> &#8211;\u00a0Canterbury. Dinning room empty of staff on more than one occasion, forgetful waiter, customer repeatly having to shut the door to keep out the draft.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Benaris\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1294 \" target=\"_self\">Benares<\/a> &#8211; London.\u00a0Guests having to\u00a0\u00a0make a real\u00a0 effort to attract the waiters attention.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Funniest excuse for bad service<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I am so sorry, but your wine order did not get to me&#8221; from the waiter who took the order : <a title=\"Abode\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1510\" target=\"_self\">Abobe &#8211; Canterbury<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Fastest Napkin folding time<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Craft\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1340 \" target=\"_self\">Craft<\/a> &#8211;\u00a0New York.\u00a0 All they were good at, unfortunately.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0<a title=\"Foliage\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=596 \" target=\"_self\">The Foliage<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=139\" target=\"_self\">San Pau<\/a> &#8211; Spain. They don&#8217;t fold them they bring you a new one on a silver tray!.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best Bread<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Number One\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=6783\" target=\"_self\">Number One at The Balmoral <\/a>&#8211; Edinburgh<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Tom Aikens\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=441 \" target=\"_self\">Tom Aikens<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0<a title=\"du Parc des Eaux Vives\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=74 \" target=\"_self\">du Parc des Eaux Vives<\/a> &#8211; Geneva.\u00a0\u00a0Formally number 1, but they no longer do the seaweed bread.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best Dessert<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Tom Aitkens\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=441\" target=\"_self\">Tom Aikens<\/a> &#8211; London. Prune delight.<\/p>\n<p>2.\u00a0<a title=\"Semproniana\" href=\"http:\/\/www.semproniana.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">Semproniana <\/a>&#8211;\u00a0 Barcelona. White chocolate infantile.<\/p>\n<p>3.\u00a0<a title=\"RSJ\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=503\" target=\"_self\">RSJ<\/a> &#8211; London. \u00a0Poached pear and Perkin ice cream.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Web site - The Portrait\" href=\"http:\/\/www.searcys.co.uk\/nationalportraitgallery\/101\/restaurant\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Portrait Restaurants<\/a> Peanut Butter Cheese Cake would have been up here too, if they had not taken it off the menu.\u00a0 Hate when that happens \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n<p><strong>Worst Dessert <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Harveys\" href=\"..\/..\/?p=1463\" target=\"_self\">Harveys<\/a> &#8211; Ramsgate.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Abode\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1510\" target=\"_self\">Abobe <\/a>&#8211; Canterbury.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Harveys\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?tag=alkima\" target=\"_self\">Alkima<\/a> &#8211; Barcelona.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Most disappointing &#8211;<\/strong> Places where the hype was\u00a0 really out of step with our experience.<\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Hibiscus\" href=\"..\/..\/?p=1511\" target=\"_self\">Hibiscus<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Harveys\" href=\"..\/..\/?p=1463\" target=\"_self\">Harveys<\/a> &#8211; Ramsgate.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Alfie's\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1647\" target=\"_self\">Alfie&#8217;s<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>4. <a href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=244\" target=\"_self\">Marcus Wareing at the Berkeley<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best\u00a0value for money<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Bistro de I'Hotel de Ville\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1158 \" target=\"_self\">Bistro de I&#8217;Hotel de Ville<\/a> &#8211; Vevey.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Foliage\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=596 \" target=\"_self\">The Foliage<\/a> &#8211; London. Fixed price lunch.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Tram Tram\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=463 \" target=\"_self\">Tram Tram<\/a> &#8211; Barcelona.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Worst value for money<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Hibiscus\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1511 \" target=\"_self\">Hibiscus<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Abode\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1510\" target=\"_self\">Abobe <\/a>&#8211; Canterbury.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Harveys\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1463 \" target=\"_self\">Harveys<\/a> &#8211; Ramsgate.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best View<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"The Gerkin\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=54\" target=\"_self\">30|40 at the Gerkin<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best for Afternoon Tea<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"The Berkeley - Pret a Portea\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=3238\" target=\"_self\">The Berkeley, Pret a Portea<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Athenaeum\" href=\"http:\/\/www.athenaeumhotel.com\/food__whisky\/afternoon_tea.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">The Athenaeum<\/a> &#8211; London.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best Advertizing Video<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Eleven Madison Park - No Expert Post\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1323 \" target=\"_self\">Eleven Madison Park<\/a> &#8211; New York.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Best Web site for a Restaurant<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"11 Madison Park web site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.elevenmadisonpark.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Eleven Madison Park<\/a> &#8211; New York.\u00a0Simple to navigate, easy to book, stylish with\u00a0very appetising pictures.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"Cinc Sentits web site\" href=\"hhttp:\/\/www.cincsentits.com\/en\/index.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Cinc Sentits<\/a> &#8211; Barcelona. Stylish, easy to find key information, good on-line booking facilities.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Per Se web site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.perseny.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Per Se<\/a> &#8211; New York.\u00a0Provides a lot of information, uses\u00a0a simple format.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Worse Web site for a Restaurant<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Sketch web site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.sketch.uk.com\/tourne.html\" target=\"_blank\">Sketch<\/a> &#8211; London. A complete nightmare to navigate. What were\u00a0they thinking when they choose this?. \u00a0A good design is one that is both stylish and practical, this one is just downright silly.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"El Celler De Can Roca web site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.cellercanroca.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">El Celler De Can Roca<\/a> &#8211; Girona. Another navigational nightmare, although not in the same class as Sketch.<\/p>\n<p>3. <a title=\"Mugaritz\" href=\"http:\/\/www.mugaritz.com\/english\/menu.php\" target=\"_blank\">Mugaritz<\/a> &#8211; San Sebastian. You have to put your cursor over flying images to see tooltips and access key parts of the site. Not very practical at all.<\/p>\n<p>For an interesting artical on this subject see:-<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Guardian Food\" href=\" http:\/\/bit.ly\/d4MdA3\" target=\"_blank\">Guardian Food &#8211; Word of Mouth<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><strong>Most pretentious,<\/strong> but in a bad way!<\/p>\n<p>1. <a title=\"Lausanne\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=1189 \" target=\"_self\">Beau Rivage Palace\u00a0(La Rotonde)<\/a> &#8211; Lausanne.\u00a0 This restaurant fortunately is gone, its been replaced by <a title=\"Anne-Sophie Pic\" href=\"http:\/\/www.theworldwidegourmet.com\/gc\/establishments\/europe\/pic\/\" target=\"_blank\">Anne-Sophie Pic&#8217;s<\/a> new restaurant.<\/p>\n<p>2. <a title=\"La Dama Web site\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ladama-restaurant.com\/WELCOME_OK.htm\" target=\"_blank\">La Dama<\/a> &#8211; Barcelona. See\u00a0also the La Dama entry in the\u00a0post :- \u00a0<a title=\"Worst of the Worst \" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=126 \" target=\"_self\">Worst of the Worst <\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>See also :-<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li> <a title=\"2009 No Expert annual awards\" href=\"https:\/\/www.noexpert.co.uk\/food\/?p=6659\" target=\"_self\">2009 &#8211; No Expert Annual Awards &#8211; Best of the Best and Worst of the Worst<br \/>\n<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Best Service 1. The Foliage &#8211; London. 2. Number One at The Balmoral &#8211; Edinburgh. 3. du Parc des Eaux Vives &#8211; Geneva. Worst Service 1. Craft &#8211; New York. Choking man at next table ignored. 2. Abobe &#8211;\u00a0Canterbury. 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